The Tragedie of Hamlet, Prince of Denmarke V
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Act V, Scene 1
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3095 It must be se offendendo, it cannot be else: for here lies the point; if I drown myself wittingly, it argues an act: and an act hath three branches. It is an act to do and to perform; argal she drowned herself wittingly.
Second Clown
3100 Nay but hear you goodman delver.
First Clown
Give me leave; here lies the water; good: here stands the man; good: If the man go to this water and drown himself; it is will he nill he, he goes; mark you that? But if the water come to him & drown him; he drowns not himself. Argal, he that is not guilty of his own death, shortens not his own life.
Second Clown
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3120 Why he had none.
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3140 To't.
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Enter Hamlet and Horatio a far off.
First Clown
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In youth when I did love, did love,
To contract o the time for a my behoue,
3150 O me thought there was nothing meet.
Hamlet
Horatio
Hamlet
3155 Tis e'en so; the hand of little employment hath the daintier sense.
First Clown
But age with his stealing steps
And hath shipped me intill the land,
3160 as if I had never been such.
Hamlet
Horatio
Hamlet
Horatio
Hamlet
First Clown
A pickaxe and a spade, a spade.
3180 O a pit of clay for to be made,
Hamlet
There’s another: why might not that be the skull of of a lawyer? Where be his quiddits now? His quillets? His cases? His tenures, and his tricks? Why does he suffer this rude knave now to knock him about the sconce with a dirty shovel, and will not tell him of his action of battery? Hum. This fellow might be in’s time a great buyer of land, with his statutes, his recognizances, his fines, his double vouchers, his recoveries: Is this the fine of his fines, and the recovery of his recoveries, to have his fine pate full of fine dirt? Will his vouchers vouch him no more of his purchases, and double ones too, than the length and breadth of a pair of indentures? The very conveyances of his lands will hardly lie in this box; and must the inheritor himself have no more? Ha?
Horatio
Hamlet
Horatio
Hamlet
3200 They are sheep and calves that seek out assurance in that. I will speak to this fellow; whose grave’s this sir?
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Hamlet
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Hamlet
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Hamlet
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3215 For no man sir.
Hamlet
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Hamlet
How absolute the knave is? We must speak by the card, or equivocation will undo us: by the Lord Horatio, these three years I have taken note of it, the age is grown so picked, that the toe of the peasant comes so near the heels of our courtier, he galls his kibe. How long hast thou been a grave-maker?
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Hamlet
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3230 Cannot you tell that? Every fool can tell that: It was the very day, that young Hamlet was born, he that was mad, and sent into England.
Hamlet
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3240 Very strangely they say.
Hamlet
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3260 A pestilence on him for a mad rogue, a pour’d a flagon of Rhenish on my head once. This same skull sir, this same skull sir, was Yorick’s skull, the King’s jester.
Hamlet
First Clown
Hamlet
3265 Let me see. Alas poor Yorick, I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest; of most excellent fancy, he hath borne me on his back a thousand times. And how abhorred my imagination is, my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips, that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar? No one now to mock your own jeering? Quite chopfallen? Now get you to my ladies chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come. Make her laugh at that: prithee Horatio tell me one thing.
Horatio
Hamlet
Horatio
3280 E'en so.
Hamlet
Horatio
Hamlet
Horatio
Hamlet
No faith, not a jot. But to follow him thither with modesty enough, & likelihood to lead it; as thus. Alexander died: Alexander was buried: Alexander returneth into dust; the dust is earth; of earth we make loam, and why of that loam (whereto he was converted) might they not stop a beer-barrel?
Imperial Caesar, dead and turned to clay,
Might stop a hole to keep the wind away.
3295 Oh, that that earth, which kept the world in awe,
Enter King, Queen, Laertes, and a coffin, with Lords attendant.
Hamlet
The Queen, the courtiers. Who is that they follow,
And with such maimèd rites? This doth betoken,
3300 The corpse they follow, did with desperate hand,
Laertes
Hamlet
Laertes
3305 What ceremony else?
Priest
Her obsequies have been as far enlarged.
As we have warrantise, her death was doubtful,
And but that great command, o’ersways the order,
She should in ground unsanctified have lodged,
3310 Till the last trumpet. For charitable prayer,
Shards, flints, and pebbles should be thrown on her:
Yet here she is allowed her virgin rites,
Laertes
3315 Must there no more be done?
Priest
Laertes
3320 Lay her i’th’earth,
And from her fair and unpolluted flesh,
May violets spring. I tell thee (churlish priest)
Hamlet
3325 What, the fair Ophelia?
Gertrude
Laertes
3330 Oh terrible woe,
Fall ten times treble, on that cursèd head
Whose wicked deed, thy most ingenious sense
Laertes
3335 Now pile your dust, upon the quick, and dead,
Till of this flat a mountain you have made,
Hamlet
3340 Bears such an emphasis? whose phrase of sorrow
Conjure the wandering stars, and makes them stand
Laertes
Hamlet
3345 Thou pray’st not well,
I prithee take thy fingers from my throat;
Sir though I am not splenative, and rash,
Claudius
3350 Pluck them asunder.
Gertrude
Gentleman
Hamlet
Gertrude
3355 Oh my son, what theme?
Hamlet
Claudius
Gertrude
3360 For love of God forbear him.
Hamlet
Woo’t weep? Woo’t fight? Woo’t tear thyself?
Woo’t drink up esile, eat a crocodile?
I'll do't. Dost thou come here to whine;
3365 To outface me with leaping in her grave?
Be buried quick with her, and so will I.
And if thou prate of mountains; let them throw
Millions of acres on us; till our ground
Singeing his pate against the burning zone,
3370 Make Ossa like a wart. Nay, and thou'lt mouth,
Claudius
And thus awhile the fit will work on him:
Anon as patient as the female dove,
3375 When that her golden couplet are disclosed;
Hamlet
What is the reason that you use me thus?
I loved you ever; but it is no matter:
3380 Let Hercules himself do what he may,
Claudius
I pray you good Horatio wait upon him,
Strengthen you patience in our last night’s speech,
We'll put the matter to the present push:
3385 Good Gertrude set some watch over your son,
This grave shall have a living monument:
Act V, Scene 2
Hamlet
So much for this sir; now let me see the other,
3390 You do remember all the circumstance.
Horatio
Hamlet
Sir, in my heart there was a kind of fighting,
That would not let me sleep; methought I lay
Worse than the mutines in the bilboes, rashly,
3395 (And praise be rashness for it) let us know,
Our indiscretion sometimes serves us well,
When our dear plots do pall, and that should teach us,
Horatio
3400 That is most certain.
Hamlet
My sea-gown scarfed about me in the dark,
Groped I to find out them; had my desire,
fingered their packet, and in fine, withdrew
3405 To mine own room again, making so bold,
(My fears forgetting manners) to unseal
Their grand commission, where I found Horatio,
Oh royal knavery: an exact command,
Larded with many several sorts of reason;
3410 Importing Denmark’s health, and England’s too,
With hoo, such bugs and goblins in my life,
that on the supervise no leisure bated,
Horatio
3415 Is’t possible?
Hamlet
Horatio
Hamlet
Being thus benetted round with villains,
3420 Ere I could make a prologue to my brains,
They had begun the play. I sate me down,
Devised a new commission, wrote it fair,
I once did hold it as our statists do,
A baseness to write fair; and laboured much
3425 How to forget that learning: but sir now,
Horatio
Hamlet
An earnest conjuration from the King,
3430 As England was his faithful tributary,
As love between them, as the palm should flourish,
As peace should still her wheaten garland wear,
And stand a comma ’tween their amities,
And many such like Assis of great charge,
3435 That on the view and know of these contents,
Without debatement further, more or less,
Horatio
Hamlet
3440 Why, even in that was heaven ordinate;
I had my father’s signet in my purse,
Which was the model of that Danish seal:
Folded the writ up in form of the other,
Subscribed it, gave’t th’impression, plac’t it safely,
3445 The changeling never known: Now, the next day
Horatio
Hamlet
Why man, they did make love to this employment
3450 They are not near my conscience; their debate
Doth by their own insinuation grow:
’Tis dangerous, when the baser nature comes
Horatio
3455 Why, what a King is this?
Hamlet
Does it not, think’st thee, stand me now upon
He that hath killed my King, and whored my mother,
Popped in between th’election and my hopes,
Thrown out his angle for my proper life,
3460 And with such cozenage; is’t not perfect conscience,
To quit him with this arm? And is’t not to be damned
Horatio
It must be shortly known to him from England
3465 What is the issue of the business there.
Hamlet
The interim’s mine, and a man’s life’s no more
Than to say one: but I am very sorry good Horatio,
That to Laertes I forgot myself;
3470 For by the image of my cause, I see
The portraiture of his; I'll count his favours:
Horatio
Osric
3475 Your lordship is right welcome back to Denmark.
Hamlet
Horatio
Hamlet
Osric
Hamlet
3485 I will receive it with all diligence of spirit; put your bonnet to his right use, ’tis for the head.
Osric
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Osric
3490 It is indifferent cold my lord indeed.
Hamlet
Osric
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Osric
The sir King has wag’d with him six Barbary horses, against the which he impon’d as I take it, six French rapiers and poniards, with their assigns, as girdle, hangers or so; three of the carriages in faith are very dear to fancy, very responsive to the hilts, most delicate carriages, and of very liberal conceit.
Hamlet
3510 What call you the carriages?
Osric
Hamlet
The phrase would be more germane to the matter: if we could carry cannon by our sides; I would it might be hangers till then; but on six Barbary horses against six French swords: their assigns, and three liberal conceited carriages, that’s the French but against the Danish; why is this impon’d as you call it?
Osric
Hamlet
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Hamlet
3525 Sir, I will walk here in the hall; if it please his majesty, ’tis the breathing time of day with me; let the foils be brought, the gentleman willing, and the King hold his purpose; I will win for him if I can: if not, I'll gain nothing but my shame, and the odd hits.
Osric
3530 Shall I redeliver you e'en so?
Hamlet
Osric
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Horatio
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He did comply with his dug before he sucked it: thus had he and mine more of the same bevy that I know the drossy age dotes on; only got the tune of the time, and outward habit of encounter, a kind of yeasty collection, which carries them through & through the most fond and winnowed opinions; and do but blow them to their trials: the bubbles are out.
Horatio
3545 You will lose this wager, my lord.
Hamlet
Horatio
3550 Nay, good my lord.
Hamlet
Horatio
Hamlet
3555 Not a whit, we defy augury; there’s a special providence in the fall of a sparrow. If it be now, ’tis not to come: if it be not come, it will be now: if it be not now; yet it will come; the readiness is all, since no man has aught of what he leaves. What is’t to leave betimes?
Enter King, Queen, Laertes and Lords, with other Attendants with foils, and gauntlets, a table and flagons of wine on it.
Claudius
Hamlet
Give me your pardon sir, I've done you wrong,
But pardon’t as you are a gentleman.
3565 And you must needs have heard how I am punished
With sore distraction? What I have done
That might your nature honour, and exception
Roughly awake, I hear proclaim was madness:
Was’t Hamlet wronged Laertes? Never Hamlet.
3570 If Hamlet from himself be ta’en away:
And when he’s not himself, does wrong Laertes,
Then Hamlet does it not, Hamlet denies it:
Who does it then? His madness? If’t be so,
Hamlet is of the faction that is wronged,
3575 His madness is poor Hamlet’s enemy.
Let my disclaiming from a purposed evil,
Free me so far in your most generous thoughts,
That I have shot mine arrow o’er the house,
3580 And hurt my mother.
Laertes
Whose motive in this case should stir me most
To my revenge. But in my terms of honor
I stand aloof, and will no reconcilement,
3585 Till by some elder masters of known honor,
I have a voice, and precedent of peace
To keep my name ungorged. But till that time,
Hamlet
3590 I do embrace it freely,
Laertes
Hamlet
I'll be your foil Laertes, in mine ignorance,
3595 Your skill shall like a star i’th’darkest night,
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Claudius
Give them the foils young Osric,
3600 Cousin Hamlet, you know the wager.
Hamlet
Claudius
Laertes
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Osric
3610 I my good lord.
Claudius
Set me the stoups of wine upon that table:
If Hamlet give the first, or second hit,
Or quit in answer of the third exchange,
Let all the battlements their ordnance fire,
3615 The King shall drink to Hamlet’s better breath,
And in the cup an union shall he throw
Richer than that, which four successive kings
3620 And let the kettle to the trumpets speak,
The trumpet to the cannoneer without,
The cannons to the heavens, the heaven to earth,
Hamlet
3625 Come on sir.
Laertes
Hamlet
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Hamlet
Osric
3630 A hit, a very palpable hit.
Laertes
Claudius
Trumpets sound, and shot goes off.
Hamlet
3635 I'll play this bout first, set by awhile.
Laertes
Claudius
Gertrude
He’s fat, and scant of breath.
3640 Here's a napkin, rub thy brows,
Hamlet
Claudius
Gertrude
3645 I pray you pardon me.
Claudius
Hamlet
Gertrude
Laertes
3650 My lord, I'll hit him now.
Claudius
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Hamlet
3655 I pray you pass with your best violence,
Laertes
Osric
Laertes
In scuffling they change rapiers.
Claudius
3660 Part them, they are incensed.
Hamlet
Osric
Horatio
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Laertes
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Hamlet
3685 Then venom to thy work.
All
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Hamlet
Here thou incestuous, murderous, damnèd Dane,
Drink off this potion: Is thy union here?
3690 Follow my mother.
Laertes
It is a poison tempered by himself:
Exchange forgiveness with me, noble Hamlet;
Mine and my father’s death come not upon thee,
3695 Nor thine on me.
Hamlet
Heaven make thee free of it, I follow thee.
I am dead Horatio, wretched Queen adieu,
You that look pale, and tremble at this chance,
That are but mutes or audience to this act:
3700 Had I but time (as this fell sergeant death
Is strict in his arrest) oh I could tell you.
But let it be: Horatio, I am dead,
Horatio
Hamlet
As th’art a man, give me the cup.
Let go, by heaven I'll have’t.
3710 Oh good Horatio, what a wounded name,
(Things standing thus unknown) shall live behind me.
If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart,
Absent thee from felicity awhile,
And in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain,
3715 To tell my story.
March afar off, and shout within.
Hamlet
Osric
Hamlet
Horatio
Enter Fortinbras and English Ambassador, with Drum, Colours, and Attendants.
Fortinbras
3730 Where is this sight?
Horatio
Fortinbras
His quarry cries on havoc. Oh proud death,
What feast is toward in thine eternal cell.
3735 That thou so many princes, at a shoot,
Ambassador
And our affairs from England come too late,
The ears are senseless that should give us hearing,
3740 To tell him his commandment is fulfill’d,
Horatio
Had it th’ability of life to thank you:
3745 He never gave commandment for their death.
But since so jump upon this bloody question,
You from the Polack wars, and you from England
Are here arrived. Give order that these bodies
High on a stage be placèd to the view,
3750 And let me speak to th’yet unknowing world,
How these things came about. So shall you hear
Of carnal, bloody, and unnatural acts,
Of accidental judgments, casual slaughters
Of death’s put on by cunning, and forced cause,
3755 And in this upshot, purposes mistook,
Fortinbras
And call the noblest to the audience.
3760 For me, with sorrow, I embrace my fortune,
I have some rights of memory in this kingdom,
Horatio
Fortinbras
Exeunt marching: after the which, a peal of ordnance are shot off.